What was the name of the wizard at the Quidditch World Cup, who refused to take off his long flowery nightgown because: ‘I like a healthy breeze round my privates’?
Albert
Alfred
Archie
Arnold
When Ron’s wand backfired, what did he unfortunately and hilariously vomit?
Ants
Slugs
Snails
Woodlice
In Philosopher’s Stone, when Dumbledore visited Harry in the hospital wing, what flavour Bertie Bott’s Every-Flavour Bean did he have the misfortune of eating?
Bogey
Broccoli
Earwax
Mud
Who liked to exclaim ‘Merlin’s most baggy Y fronts’ when surprised?
Dean Thomas
Neville Longbottom
Percy Weasley
Ron Weasley
What did Fred and George’s Spell-Checking Wand change Ron’s name to?
Roonil Wazlib
Rooster Wimple
Rumple Winger
Runny Weaselby
As punishment, Mad-Eye Moody turned Malfoy into what creature and took him for a bounce along the corridors of Hogwarts?
A ferret
A hamster
A rat
A shrew
Who did Harry make this brilliantly sassy comeback to: ‘There’s no need to call me “sir”, Professor’?
Professor Dumbledore
Professor Flitwick
Professor Lockhart
Professor Snape
What magical creatures were let loose in Lockhart’s first lesson and hoisted Neville up into the air by his ears?
Augureys
Billywigs
Cornish Pixies
Fairies
Who sent Ron his first Howler (which we thought was very funny but doubt he’d feel the same way)?
Arthur Weasley
Dumbledore
Mrs Weasley
Professor McGonagall
Fred and George created a constipation sensation that swept the nation and was rather amusing. What was it called?
